Episode 1
"THE DOUCHEBAG ASPECT" (Or, "Pilot Episode")
Written by Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein

Life just got complicated for 24-year-old Andy French, a wanna-be cartoonist with a taste for cheap liquor, bad snacks and good parties. His brother Kevin, a high school nerd, has just moved into Andy's hip Mission Hill loft and seems destined to put a dent in Andy's perfectly-honed social life.

Episode 3
"PORNO FOR PYRO" (Or, "Kevin's Problem")
Written by J. David Stem & David N. Weiss

Kevin faces a moral dilemma when two bullies from his school are accused of robbing a local market, then burning it down. The truth is, Kevin started the fire in a ham-fisted attempt to hide the girlie magazine he was using to, er, pleasure himself. Now Kevin must decide whether to let two innocent guys go to jail or admit to being a "pervert." Meanwhile, Jim returns from Japan sporting the latest in cutting-edge fashion: Day-Glo hot pants.

Episode 4
"THE BIG-ASS VIACOM LAWSUIT" ( Or, "Andy vs. The Real World")
Written by Ben Kull

MTV's "The Real World" comes to Mission Hill looking for a "charismatic troublemaker" to round out its usual cast of mopey whiners. Andy agrees to join the show, thinking he can sabotage it from the inside and thwart the corporate take-over of his beloved Mission Hill. But he underestimates the seductive power of the MTV lifestyle.

Episode 2
"GREAT SEXPECTATIONS" (Or, "Andy Joins the PTA")
Written by Andrew Kreisberg
Andy joins the PTA. Kevin, Toby, and George compete in an online adventure game.

Episode 5
"ONE BANG FOR TWO BROTHERS" (OR, "Andy and Kevin Make a Friend")
Written by Michael Panes
Andy and Kevin compete for the attentions of George Bang's sister Tina. Gus gets a knife stuck in his head.

Episode 6
"HOW TO GET HEAD IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING" (or, "Andy Gets a Promotion")
Written by Michael Panes
After a discouraging rejection, Andy gives up cartooning to become the assistant manager of Waterbed World. Stogie slowly devours the couch.

Episode 7
"NOCTURNAL ADMISSIONS" (Or, "Kevin vs. the S.A.T.")
Written by J. David Stem & David N. Weiss
Kevin, Toby, and George decide to conquer the S.A.T. in a parody of the independent film "Pi." Posey decides to take up legitimate massage.

Episode 8
"BROTHER'S BIG BONER" (Or, "Unemployment Part One")
Written by Robin Stein
Ron's Waterbed World goes out of business and Andy is left jobless. To make matters worse, Kevin is given custody of Ron's luxury sports car.

Episode 9
"THEORY OF THE LEISURE ASS" (Or, "Unemployment Part Two")
Written by Aaron Ehasz
Several weeks into unemployment, Andy has fallen apart. But an unexpected revelation about Jim changes the course of Andy's life. (Guest Star: David Clennon as Jim's Boss)

Episode 10
"HOT FOR WEIRDIE" (Or, "Kevin Finds Love")
Written by Dan McGrath
Kevin falls for Eunice Eulmeyer, commonly regarded as the weirdest girl in school, in order to get a college recommendation from her father. Meanwhile, Andy and friends start a phony nightclub to get even with the poseurs invading their neighborhood. (Guest Star: Jennifer Jason Leigh as Eunice)

Episode 11
"DAY OF THE JACKASS" (Or,"Stories of Hope and Forgiveness")
Written by Dan McGrath
Several intertwining stories take place on a day of international crisis. Andy gets a date with a starlet, Posey seeks nirvana, and Toby is chased by a slow-moving rabid dog.

Episode 12
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DOUCHEBAG" (Or, "Happy Birthday, Kevin")
Written by Rich Seigel and Rob Schwartz
Kevin's first birthday in the big city doesn't go as he'd hoped. Meanwhile, Carlos and Natalie get a boa constrictor.

Episode 13
"I MARRIED A GAY MAN FROM OUTER SPACE" (Or, "Plan 9 from Mission Hill")
Written by Dan McGrath
Kevin becomes an art film buff, working with Wally at the local rep house. But he accidentally uncovers a long-lost film and discovers the true story of Gus and Wally's relationship.

Episode 14 (NEVER COMPLETED)
"SUPERTOOL" (Or, "Meditations on a Career in Advertising")
Written by Ben Kull
Andy and Jim work together on the "Chef-A-Rooni" account at the ad agency. They learn a deep, dark secret about the American advertising business. (Guest Star: David Clennon as Jim's Boss)

Episode 15 (NEVER COMPLETED)
"FREAKY WEEKEND IN THE CRAPPY CRUDWAGON" (Or, "To Grandmother's House We Go")
Written by Michael Panes
Andy, Kevin, Jim, and Posey take a road trip on Memorial Day Weekend. But, even as the trip progresses, they are unable to agree on their destination. Each one freaks out in turn, leaving Posey in command. Meanwhile, Gus and Wally take care of Stogie.

Episode 16 (NEVER COMPLETED)
"CRAP GETS IN YOUR EYES" (Or, "Pretty in Pink")
Written by Aaron Ehasz
Andy and Gwen's relationship goes through a rocky period when Andy starts dating Jim's assistant Stacie. But Stacie is a very different woman than Gwen...

Episode 17 (NEVER COMPLETED)
"PREMATURE MATRICULATION" (Or, "Death of a Yale Man")
Written by Robin Stein
Kevin sinks to his lowest point ever when he pretends to be a terminally-ill boy in order to get a guaranteed admission to Yale.

Episode 18 (NEVER COMPLETED)
"I WAS A TEENAGE PORN STAR" (Or, "Bye Bye Nerdie")
Written by Andrew Kreisberg
Kevin accidentally appears in the background of a porno movie being filmed in the building. And when the parents find out, Kevin is out of Mission Hill and living with his parents in Wyoming. But Kevin's a different person after his time in city.